Weekend
Its Friday night and I can hardly wait
for morning to come 'cause I got a big date.
But not with a girl and not with a friend,
but the best part of the Weekend.
See I got a new hat, its backwards and red.
I got it cause it makes me look like Fred.
My shirts bright yellow so I can stand out.
Thats what the weekends all about.
Its 8 A.M. and I'm already dressed,
I gotta make sure that I look my best.
Gotta wake my mom to start the car,
'Cause my dad still hasn't come home from the bar.
I saved twenty dollars from allowance and lunch.
I need the money 'cause I got a hunch
that Ill meet someone there to talk to on the phone,
'cause man Im tired of being alone.
Im going to the mall
Where everyone will be
Got my new shoes on
For everyone to see
I met a girl who said my shoes were sick
I met her in line at Hot Topic.
She had a patch, said "Corporations Suck"
she was drinking a Coke from a McDonalds cup.
With a Manson shirt and a Blink patch,
Her and I are a perfect match.
She gave me her number, I gave her a call.
I'm so glad that I went to the mall.
Im going to the mall
Where everyone will be
Got my new shoes on
For everyone to see
Yhe key word her is Satire, satire, satire.
